“Just lie down on the couch and relax, Marcia,” Dr. Fagen said easily, “this is just our first session to gether so we’ll use it basicly to get to know one and other and create a trust between us, how does that sound to you!?!” “Uh, pretty good, doctor,” she replied while getting comfortable on the cool leather sofa that dominated the expanisive office of Dr. Harold Fagen, the resident psychotherapist at County General Hospital who specializes in sexual dysfunction! “Dr. Katzman sent over your file,” Harold Fagen said candidly, “and after going over it carefully, I concluded just as he did, that you have absolutely nothing wrong with you physically, and that any problem that you may be having is most likely the result of some mental trauma!” “I realize that,” Marcia replied softly, “but what is it that’s keeping me from having a sexaul climax, doctor, I’m only twenty five years old and still haven’t experienced even one orgasm in my entire life!?!” “Well,” the doctor replied gently, “that is what we are here to find out!”
“It says on your chart that you’re not married,” Dr. Fagen asked, “is that still the case!?!” “Of course it is,” Marcia replied sadly, “who’d ever want a cold fish like me for a wife!?!” “Why do you call yourself a cold fish,” the doctor asked, “the inability of achieving sexual gratification for yourself does not in and of itself preclude your partner from having a very satisfying sexual experience for himself, and thusly he would more than likely consider you to be at the least an adequate sexual partner!” “Oh, I suppose so,” Marcia replied, “but from what I’ve heard, a man gets a lot of pleasure out bringing his partners to climax, and depriving him of this satisfaction would probably make him at least less than happy with the relationship!” “Of course that’s true up to a point,” the doctor added, “but the driving force for a man in a relationship with a woman is to procreate, and if she has or doesn’t have a climax is in many cases immaterial!” “Well maybe to him it is,” Marica retorted, “but it certainly is to me!”
“Okay then,” Dr. Fagen replied, “let’s start at the beginning, when you’re with a man, do you become sexually aroused!?!” “Oh yes,” she gushed, “when ever I’m in the company of a man I can certainly feel the desire building inside of me!” “Exactly what do you feel,” he asked softly?!? “You mean specifically,” she asked a little nervously?!? “Specifcially,” he replied, “what do you feel or sense!?!” “Well,” she began slowly, “of course my vagina immediately gets very wet and my breasts seem to puff up and tingle in anticipation of being sucked on!” “Do you like getting your nipples sucked on,” he asked!?! “Mmmm, yes,” she replied, “very much, I also like getting them nipped a little bit!” “That’s a good healthy sign,” he replied, “but getting back to your vagina, when you get wet is it just a little dampness or are you really drenched!?!” “Most of the time I’m completely sopping wet,” she declared, “and usually my panties are soaked right along my crack!” “What turns you on about a man, Marcia,” he asked, “I mean what physical attributes do you appreciate in a man!?!” “Boy you really get personal don’t you, doctor,” she replied a little red faced!?! “I have to, Marcia,” he responded quickly, “now please, answer the question!”
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